Jimmy tells Amy about the first time he saw her.
i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it
Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner
We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!
well? can he????
Has anyone else ever seen these pictures of Jerry Seinfeld or am I slowly losing my mind to the infinite void of Bee Movie?
WAIT UR GONNA BE IN ORLANDO
YEAH MLK WEEKEND
“It’s interesting how the internet has kind of coincided with my career, and I got a lot of great things from having a social media presence […] I wish I could text my dog; (and) comment culture and how it’s shaping our society when every single sentence can be commented on.”
people do not mess around when it comes to making reservations at disney world restaurants