Jimmy tells Amy about the first time he saw her.

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certifiedbottom:

i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

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walkingwithdragons:

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

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catsbeaversandducks:

Via sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

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710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

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slow-riot:

Has anyone else ever seen these pictures of Jerry Seinfeld or am I slowly losing my mind to the infinite void of Bee Movie?

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It’s interesting how the internet has kind of coincided with my career, and I got a lot of great things from having a social media presence […] I wish I could text my dog; (and) comment culture and how it’s shaping our society when every single sentence can be commented on.” 

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people do not mess around when it comes to making reservations at disney world restaurants

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